People With Poor Decision-making Skills Gifts

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

The emergence of a leader.

How to choose...

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

'Which one shall I get?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Unless you have a better idea."

'Your first major investment decision?'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'

Roy's Branding Parlor

Why Committees Move Slowly!

Cost Benefit Ratio

"I have trouble making decisions...I think!"

'Every election day I ask myself the same question -- 'Heads or tails?''