People With A Good Sense Of Humor Mugs

Cars that look like people.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"...and in conclusion..."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Buck Naked

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

Whipping Cream

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

"Now where did I park my car?"

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Ninja

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'