People With A Good Sense Of Humor Mugs

Cars that look like people.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"...and in conclusion..."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Buck Naked

"The world revolves around my cat."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Whipping Cream

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Ninja

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

"Now where did I park my car?"

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'