People Who Love Quirky Humor Mugs

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Bless You."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Fresh pepper?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Toenail clipping missile.