People Skills Lover Gifts

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Do you have any other skills?

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

I'd rather be at the office.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Fishing Contest

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

When psychiatry works too well!

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Plumbing Company Executive

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"I'm late to a leadership class I'm teaching, so I went ahead and forged your name on our corporate code of ethics agreement."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."