People Skills Lover Gifts

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Do you have any other skills?

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

I'd rather be at the office.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Fishing Contest

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

When psychiatry works too well!

Plumbing Company Executive

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"