Pension Scheme Manager Mugs

Kickstart their day with a clever mug designed for pension scheme managers. Perfect for the office or home, these mugs blend humor and professionalism in one delightful package.

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"Inland Revenue, Sir. We have reason to believe you invented a death-proof pension arrangement."

"Inland Revenue, Sir. We have reason to believe you invented a death-proof pension arrangement." mockup

"Inland Revenue, Sir. We have reason to believe you invented a death-proof pension arrangement."

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.' mockup

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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401K

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"Constant vigilance, regular trimming." mockup

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

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"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!" mockup

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

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'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.' mockup

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

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RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes! mockup

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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Someone loses his pension.

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Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!' mockup

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette." mockup

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

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'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.' mockup

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

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'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.' mockup

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

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"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..." mockup

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

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"Let me make this perfectly opaque..." mockup

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

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"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!" mockup

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..." mockup

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

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Rolling Over a Pension.

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Mismanagement Consultant.

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"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you." mockup

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

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"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

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