Pension Puzzle Solver Gifts

"Mr. Purvison, your only hope or a secure retirement is a short life span."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Life Tetris

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

The European Bailout

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'Dollar'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

UK Economy