Pension Protector Mugs

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

Took Professional Financial Advice - Please Help!

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'At least we get decent pensions.'

"The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes to your retirement plan..."

TV: 'It's 10 pm- do you know where your social security funding is tonight?'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

'It's 10pm, do you know who's raiding your pension fund to pay down corporate debt?'

Nest Egg

The Teacher's Strike

'If they ever cut our pensions, then we'll know the public sector is dead.'

"Damn socialists better not touch my social security!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

Mismanagement Consultant.

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."