Pension-loving Planner T-Shirts

Celebrate their passion for planning and retirement with our witty and comfortable t-shirts. Ideal for casual days, these shirts add a humorous touch to their creative interests.

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"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

401K

401K

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

You're fortunate to have reached your Golden Years. You want the Golden Handcuffs or Golden Parachute?

You're fortunate to have reached your Golden Years. You want the Golden Handcuffs or Golden Parachute?

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Someone loses his pension.

Someone loses his pension.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

Frosty, the Golden Years

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Do not resuscitate.

Do not resuscitate.

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

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Pension-loving Planner Mugs

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