Pension Hunter T-Shirts

'Yes, number 5. . . and that means, Albert, if you get the fifth number right, you'll win a retirement pension.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Profit in the garbage.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Tango

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Business of Finger-pointing

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

Great mouser!

Recycled garbage

'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'