Penny Planter Pillows

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Award Winning Gardener

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"I just..."

The Music Seed

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Blowing dust off an order book.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

World's cheapest car

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Handled all of my own investments

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."