Penny-pincher Patriot Gifts

Looking for a gift for your penny-pincher patriot? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items that honor their love for America and their knack for saving money. Perfect for those who take pride in their patriotic spirit and frugal lifestyle. Find a gift that acknowledges their love for their country while celebrating their saving savvy with humor and charm.

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Rising Gas Prices

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls. mockup

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?' mockup

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

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Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed! mockup

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

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Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs). mockup

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

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'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

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"I just..."

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses. mockup

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

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"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing." mockup

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

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"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...." mockup

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

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Blowing dust off an order book.

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'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?' mockup

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

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'What can you get with a quarter?' mockup

'What can you get with a quarter?'

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"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!" mockup

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

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"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

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Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project! mockup

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills." mockup

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

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"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money." mockup

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

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World's cheapest car

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I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill... mockup

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

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'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.' mockup

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

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'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.' mockup

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

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"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim." mockup

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

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Handled all of my own investments mockup

Handled all of my own investments

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"Installed it himself ??" saved $50." mockup

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

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'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.' mockup

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

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'Withdrawal symptoms.'

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Penny-pincher Patriot Gifts Collection

Penny-pincher Patriot Mugs

Explore our collection of patriotic mugs designed for penny-pincher patriots who appreciate humor, saving, and showing off their American pride.

Penny-pincher Patriot Pillows

Browse our pillows featuring patriotic humor and frugal pride—perfect for cozying up with a little American flair.

Penny-pincher Patriot Prints

Discover prints that celebrate America and savvy savings, ideal for decorating your space with patriotism and humor.

Penny-pincher Patriot T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts for penny-pincher patriots who love to wear their patriotism and frugal spirit with witty, stylish designs.