Penguin Protector Pillows

Climate change hits Antarctica

"The glaciers are melting? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, right honey?"

"If anything, I'm dreaming of a green Christmas."

Repent! Global Warming is Coming!

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

No Soliciting

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."