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Snowman

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Our war is against cancer."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm in disguise."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

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