Penguin Harbinger Mugs

Snowman

"Our war is against cancer."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Penguin

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'm in disguise."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."