Pen And Sword Strategist Prints

Man with Sword in Penholder

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Freedom of the press

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

CX909708

Mission accomplished.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Electronic Abacus

Corporate pirate.