Pegasus Ponderer Pillows

'Well this could be a problem.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Keystone XL

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest