Peer Pressure Philosopher T-Shirts

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Women Supporting Women!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

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"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I want one of those!"

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

Peer Pressure Washer.

High scores for Surgeon

"Thank you for submitting the enclosed research paper. Unfortunately, it did not pass our laugh test."

"Lately, I've been under A LOT of pressure."

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

"Okay - now that the paramedic is here with the defibrillator and smelling salts. . ."

'You're only supposed to change colour.'

Immense geologic forces and heat, working over the course of eons, slowly transform a drab lump of coal into a radiant diamond.

"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''

"Baldo, wash that phony hicky off your neck! Hickies are disgusting and tacky. I don't think any girl with any taste would think otherwise."

"Don't feel bad if you wanna bail!"