Peekaboo Pro Pillows

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.

'Peekaboo!'

Light Bulb Moment

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'How about a game of cards?'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"I can't even deal."

'Great poker faces.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).

'Insurance?'

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."