Peek-a-boo Player Pillows

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

House of books.

Dog Wrestling.

'Peekaboo!'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Ping Pong Handshake.

Javelin

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Marco Polo in the Wild

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Patient shows definite anxiety symptoms..."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"May I remind the witness that a simple 'I see you' will suffice."