Pedometer Pursuer Mugs

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

CEO Incentives

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Please use next mountain.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

What's For Dessert

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

1.999999

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

No table salt. - 'Right.' - 'Still no table salt.' - 'Okay.' - 'Table Salt!!!' - 'I wanted pepper.' -

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...