Pedometer Enthusiast Prints

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"It seemed like miles to me!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

New York Netherworld

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Exit Next Left

Best Places to Retire

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."