Pedlar Pillows

Man trying to sell a penknife through an omnibus window

Bitchbark Canoe

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

Cycling with a harp case

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Another slander suit!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Canadian Canoe.

'I need a jump!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Specimen Hunter

Canoeing Incorrectly

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Biker and Cyclist.

Floating Dragon

Pedalo Racer

Exercise Car.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Hitching a lift

La Tour 2007.

Bike Lane

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.