Pedlar Pillows

Man trying to sell a penknife through an omnibus window

Bitchbark Canoe

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

Cycling with a harp case

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Knight in shining Lycra!

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Another slander suit!"

'I need a jump!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

The Specimen Hunter

Biker and Cyclist.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Floating Dragon

Pedalo Racer

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Exercise Car.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

La Tour 2007.

Bike Lane

Hitching a lift