Influence Peddler Pillows

'This is nice but I should be back at the Capitol peddling influence.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Cycling with a harp case

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me some more power.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"With great power comes great reward."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."