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The Fishbowl Dynasty

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

'You drink like a fish.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'It's second-rate writing but luckily there's thousands of second-rate readers. . .'

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'