Pedestrian Social Commentary Pillows

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support the Ex-Troops

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

"You know, there are other emojis."

Wifi in Hell

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Real Life/Surreal Life

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."