Pedantic Humor Fan T-Shirts

Wear your wit! Our pedantic humor t-shirts showcase clever, detailed jokes that make a statement—and a smile—perfect for fans of witty, precision-based humor.

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'He's not the likes of us, Bert - he says 'whoM' with an M.'

'He's not the likes of us, Bert - he says 'whoM' with an M.' mockup

'He's not the likes of us, Bert - he says 'whoM' with an M.'

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.' mockup

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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Trump Poutine

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Murder in Apartment 6-K

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'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.' mockup

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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A Golden Non-Retriever

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'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...' mockup

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

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US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...' mockup

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

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"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now." mockup

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

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Boomerang cow.

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'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.' mockup

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

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'More government surveillance!'

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'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.' mockup

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?' mockup

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

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The Thinker?

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How men process questions.

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"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!" mockup

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

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"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money." mockup

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

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Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases! mockup

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

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'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!' mockup

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually." mockup

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

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'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!' mockup

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

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Franz Kafka

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"That's right. An increase in your title!"

"That's right. An increase in your title!" mockup

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

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Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

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'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...' mockup

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

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"Italy just bought France."

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'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.' mockup

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

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"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..." mockup

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

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Pedantic Humor Fan T-Shirts Collection

Pedantic Humor Fan Mugs

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Pedantic Humor Fan Pillows

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Pedantic Humor Fan Prints

Brighten their space with prints that celebrate pedantic wit—artful, funny, and sure to get a conversation going.