Pearly Gates Clean Freak Prints

Shower before entering heaven.

Moses separating his Laundry.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

TV and cleaner

Wash your hands

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet