Peanut Butter And Jelly Enthusiast Prints

"Never play on the monkey bars after peanut butter and jelly day."

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Lunch Meet

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Jelly I.V.

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.