Peanut Butter Enthusiasts Prints

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I like my men like I enjoy my peanut butter. Chunky with big nuts."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Jelly I.V.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."