Peak Time Strategist Mugs

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Sir Winston Churchill

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Stag poker"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Pull and all nighter...

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

Life Tetris

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."