Peach Cobbler Admirer Mugs

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

People of the Fall

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Not you again, Achilles.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Bakery - say it with flour.

"Can I have some arm candy?"

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Touching.'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

My budgie likes Mars bars.

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.

Stilettos Sharpened

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."