Peach Cobbler Admirer Mugs

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

People of the Fall

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Not you again, Achilles.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Bakery - say it with flour.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"Can I have some arm candy?"

'Touching.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

My budgie likes Mars bars.

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Caterpiller in a shoe shop.