Peacemonger Gifts

Dove of War

'In war news, peace activists clashed with 'support-our-troops' activists in 10 U.S. cities...'

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

We have a dream....

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

A divided world.

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Interfaith dialogue

Gaza escalation

Middle East Peace Process.

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"