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Dove of Peace

Palestinian Dove of Peace

Religious war or the clash of fundamentalists

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

HR - Helping Relationships

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

UNFADED GLORY

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Earth and war

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

A divided world.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"All parents fight."