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'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Great, now we're lost."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Off to a bad start.

George Santayana

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Karine Jean-Pierre

Unsettlements.

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Middleast Peace

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Interfaith dialogue

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us