Peaceful Practitioner Pillows

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

Shh I'm meditating....

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"You've been served."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Junior Doctor.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'It's a silent protest.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Playing Doctors.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Race you to the spleen!"

Spirituality.