Peaceful Practitioner Pillows

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

Shh I'm meditating....

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"You've been served."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Junior Doctor.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'It's a silent protest.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Playing Doctors.

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Race you to the spleen!"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"Is something bothering you?"