Peaceful Pose Practitioner T-Shirts

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga classes door.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"You've been served."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Namastayyy

The Colonel at home.

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

Wisdom for dummies

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Yoga

Cat yoga

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Very Advanced Yoga

"You have Tech-neck."

'And for our next yoga exercise we'll do Vrikshasana, the tree pose.'

"I want you to find your centre."

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

Have a very calm Christmas

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Shh I'm meditating....

Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

Art vs Nature