Peaceful Pixel Warrior Pillows

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Militant Pacifists

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

New Year's Resolution.

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'