Peaceful Philosopher Prints

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'Wilfred has found true happiness. He's given up all media.'

Library of War and Peace

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

George Orwell

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Citizen of the world.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

The War Against Imagination

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"They're on a silent retreat."

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

Yahweh/Your Way

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

Quiet!