Peaceful Philosopher Mugs

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'Wilfred has found true happiness. He's given up all media.'

Library of War and Peace

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Citizen of the world.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

Yahweh/Your Way

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'