Peaceful Leisure Advocate Mugs

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

Self help acupuncture

"I AM at my usual position."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Happy Retirement

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Creative napping

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Feathered frenzy

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Friday: Permanent Vacation