Peaceful Garden Critic Pillows

"I'm going to do a spot of gardening. Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Taking it easy

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Watering the garden gnome

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Suburban street.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Stop and Smell the Roses

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

For the new gardener.

'Isn't that cute?'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

"Fall makes him sad."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

Worker bees - 'Hey honey, show us your antennae!'

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'