Peaceful Garden Critic Pillows

"I'm going to do a spot of gardening. Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Taking it easy

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Watering the garden gnome

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Suburban street.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Stop and Smell the Roses

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

For the new gardener.

'Isn't that cute?'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"Fall makes him sad."

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'

Sun Flowers in the Shadows.

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed it's 'building my character'?