Peace Seeker Prints

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

"Retirement is great, and I don't miss the races really: I do miss the roar of the crowd though..."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Buddhist - You were here.

Three favourite words: Back to school.

World Peace - Assembly required

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Strain of negotiation

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Need Better Process

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

'One day, there will be world peace...in the meantime, you may want to step away from the fan.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

At an impasse, facing a brick wall.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

Turn that noise down ! (II)

"I sure hope the negotiations go well."

Group Therapy

He finally had time to develop a marketing plan.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

It was a very, very interesting day.

Breathe In. . . Think About Every Mistake You've Ever Made. . . Breathe Out.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I don't know what brand of remote I need. It's for the kid's stereo in the next apartment.'

Sleeping Bunny