Peace Negotiation Observer Gifts

Venom

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

That's What Happens

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

State Budget.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Nuclear Security Summit

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Beg for peace!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Iraq and the road ahead...

Iraqi Insurgents.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Peace in Gaza?

Middleast Peace

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

Aleppo & the World

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."