Peace And Quiet Pursuer Prints

Visualize Inert Peace.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

Noise Pollution

Guru.

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"I think that's the last of them!"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?