Peace And Quiet Pursuer Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

Guru.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I think that's the last of them!"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."