Peace And Quiet Enthusiast Prints

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Neutral Man.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Cat got your tongue?"

Confucius say: shut up.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Lovebird and the Song Birds

Working from Om

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Go away

"Is something bothering you?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'