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Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Thermidor Dali

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."