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Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Phone Mittens

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'