Pc Skeptic T-Shirts

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Politicians are from Uranus.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Progress?

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

Freedom Puppet

House of Wishful Thinking

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Actual Results May Vary

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'