Pc Power User Pillows

Father Christmas delivering a PC.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Is this the new input device?'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Thank God It's Friday.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Unplug and chill out."

Nuclear energy.

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Computer Psychiatrist.

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Your hands are cold...

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

Computer telling man he loves him

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish