Pbs Enthusiast Prints

TV News. "Sesame Street" is moving to HBO. There goes the neighborhood!

I just watched a fascinating documentary on PBS, Lance. You learn something new every day! Not if you're careful.

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'It says her that you watched PBS for twenty years, and never pledged a contribution.'

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

Ian Hislop

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Bernard Derome: If the trend continues...I'll be retiring in 2009.

Roman paramedic.

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

"YIKES!"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

Brianna Keilar

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

TV Time

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"This Just In."