Paying Tuition Pillows

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Love a Mutt

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'Higher Education'

'Yes, your father studied at a 'red brick university'. He never graduated though, because he's as thick as a red brick!'

'Remember, paying off your student loans is the first step in your journey to a good credit score...'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"Financially, you're in the top third but you're in the bottom third of that third. You are, however, in the top third of that bottom third?"

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .